Salib ali Baba is a mysterious mixture of texture and funk. His melodies inspire motion and emotion, and they make your brain think while your ass shakes. His years of training on guitar started in a small town in Irannsylvania, and his spirit has carried him to glory as the melodic voice of Jimmy in the Knights of the Purple Cadillac.

Ali Muhammed splits his time in the service of Jimmy on bass and drums. Keepin' The Funk alive, so it'll never die. He got started in another part of New Iraq and bears the funk like a cross, representin' the eternal groove.

Liam McAle was found buried under a pub in County Kerry, Ireland. His chicka-chicka guitar playing evolved from his naturally strong right hand. His whole infancy was spent digging his way out so he could have a pint at the pub. He and Ali are identical twins, separated at birth by terrorists who were working for the IRA, hiding out in Belfast.

Linus Caulfield was born a Royal, and was kicked out of the family when it was discovered that he was fathered by Ziggy Modeliste, the drummer for the American Forefathers of Funk, the Meters. He does maintain his status as Royal PAIN IN THE ASS now and then. He lays down the grooves with Ali.

Abdul Collins is the mysterious Jedi Master of the Knights, having never been a part of a Jimmy Jam, but always establishing the basis for The Funk with his inspirational messages and universal soul.